Reports of a global tobacco shortage have been greatly exaggerated. In fact, the real story is that the global tobacco cartel has gone underground – literally.
Meet your local tobacco smuggler, who will trade you rare Cuban cigars and premium rolling tobacco for a small fee, all without ever leaving this very page.
Learn more about the top 5 Tobacco Smugglers of the year, as chosen by the Ministry of Unconventional Resources.
But don't just take our word for it – check out the official Smuggling Statistics Report for proof of the growing underground trade.
Or, if you're feeling lucky, try your hand at Tobacco Slinging Simulator – the only online game where you can virtually smuggle tobacco without getting caught.